Exaggeration

Oxymoron
"The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity." -- Douglas Horton
This quote is an oxymoron because it is complex to create simple art, this is contradictory because most would assume simple art is simple to create.
Sarcasm
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/pqdxlcdgtz--Unfamiliar-with-sarcasm
In this sound clip, Comic Book Guy uses sarcasm by offering Bart $59, of course he doesn't actually want Bart to take his money and Comic Book Guy gives up his attempt when Bart doesn't understand.
Sarcasm
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/pqdxlcdgtz--Unfamiliar-with-sarcasm
In this sound clip, Comic Book Guy uses sarcasm by offering Bart $59, of course he doesn't actually want Bart to take his money and Comic Book Guy gives up his attempt when Bart doesn't understand.
Wit
Mickelson replied, “The holes are numbered.”
This joke is an example of wit, because witty humor is sophisticated and can sometimes come off as rude. People with a quick mind can pick up on opportunities to make a witty remark.